PMP: If you still don’t get what a deadline is and that your clients sometimes want something from you, this is the time to get a professional certification.
Agile: If you want to pay us to understand that expectations of your clients change from time to time, deadlines may be moved and colleagues may not deliver on time, let’s get another certificate!
Scrum: If you work in IT, don’t like programming and want to become a Big Boss one day, here is an extra paper to give it a go!
Design Thinking: If you are not Picasso, we may at least teach you how to paint. The same way you will do innovations. Creativity through logics – for the most untalented.
CAE: If you still think that a good English is not a must have, you may spend some money on our certification!
If you know other expensive certificates, write your jokes in the comments 😉